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Tested CompanionsVol. 1 · 2026 desk review

Desk note · 1 September 2026

An independent EN review desk. Not a fake girlfriend brand.

Tested Companions reads checkouts, token ledgers, company registries and complaint piles so you do not have to discover a $1.10 minute or a 20-token clip the hard way. We are not the products.

Adults 18+ · English only · hello@testedcompanions.com

Who we are

Tested Companions is a small editorial project. We publish comparison notes and product reviews for adult AI companions and one live men–women video roulette. The hub lives at testedcompanions.com. Longer Candy and LuckyCrush reviews live on their own hosts so those URLs can rank as reviews, not as counterfeit product sites.

We write in English. We date our numbers. We would rather print a boring table than a cinematic score. The methodology is public on purpose: if a vendor changes a price overnight, you can see what we were looking at on 1 September 2026.

Who we are not

This is the part other review sites bury. Read it once.

If a search result made you think this domain was the product, that is a SERP accident we try to prevent in the first paragraph of every review. Official product URLs are listed on each page. Use those to sign up. Use us to decide whether to.

Why this exists

Adult companion products sell two prices. The sticker (often $4–$14/month on an annual plan) and the meter (tokens, chips, XOT, Neurons, minutes). Affiliate mills advertise the sticker. Users hit the meter on night five. We write the meter in public, with fetch dates, so the arithmetic is boring before your card is charged.

A second problem is impersonation. Hyphenated domains, “official login” pages, and brand-clone homepages farm the same queries. We refuse that model. Candy’s long review is on candyai.guide, not on a fake candy.ai. LuckyCrush’s long review is on luckycrushreview.com, not on a clone of luckycrush.com. Hub reviews on this domain say the same thing in the first screen.

How the desk is paid

Checkout math does not change because a button exists. If Candy’s 10-second clip is 20 tokens, it stays 20 tokens. If LuckyCrush is ~$1.10 a minute, it stays ~$1.10.

Adults only

Every page is 18+. The age gate is session-only (sessionStorage key tc_age_ok). No cookie wall. Characters in the AI products are fictional adults. Live video involves other people; recording laws and consent still apply. We will not assist with real-person non-consensual imagery or anything involving minors. If that sentence is a problem, leave.

Contact

Email hello@testedcompanions.com. No phone. We do not provide product support for the brands; write their help centers for billing and passwords. Corrections of our numbers are welcome. See contact for what to include.